A self-represented litigant's guide to reading statutes, contracts, court rules, and constitutional provisions the way a judge actually reads them — applying the canons of construction discussed in the tradition of Scalia & Garner's Reading Law, translated into plain instructions.
Most self-represented litigants lose an argument about "what the law says" not because the law is against them, but because they read one sentence the way they want it to read, instead of the way courts are trained to read an entire text. This ebook teaches you the actual tools judges use — plain meaning, reading the whole document, how surrounding words narrow meaning, and more — for a suggested $24.99 donation.
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No. This ebook explains general, widely taught principles of legal interpretation for educational purposes only. How a specific canon applies to your specific document is a judgment call — it is not legal advice and does not create an attorney-client relationship.
No. This is original content applying general, centuries-old canons of construction that are widely taught and belong to no single author — written specifically for self-represented litigants. The Further Reading chapter points you to Reading Law itself, and to Sutherland Statutes and Statutory Construction, for a deeper, more comprehensive treatment.
Both. The core tools — ordinary meaning, reading the whole document, harmonizing provisions, resolving conflicts — apply to statutes, administrative rules, court rules, and contracts alike. Always check whether your specific jurisdiction has also codified its own rules of construction, since some states have.
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Yes — How to Write a Winning Brief covers organizing and writing your own court papers, and How to Persuade Judges covers the art of persuasion itself. Same $24.99 suggested donation each.
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